Welcome, students, to Ambiguity 101: The Art of Saying Nothing. In this esteemed course, we'll guide you through the intricacies of conveying meaning without actually conveying meaning.
Meet our esteemed instructors, renowned experts in the field of vague statementcraft:
Dr. Punsley is a specialist in the art of saying "it depends on your perspective" without ever actually committing to a perspective.
Professor Vagabond is an expert in saying "I don't see what you're saying" without ever actually looking.