Welcome to Ambiguity 101, where the art of saying nothing is a revered and ancient discipline. Here, you'll learn the subtleties of being unclear, the nuances of being vague, and the mastery of being completely unhelpful.
Our instructors are renowned Meeting Prophets, who will guide you through the following topics:
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, take a look at our advanced course:
Advanced Sarcasm: The Art of Smiling While Lying
Or perhaps you're feeling overwhelmed? Don't worry! We have a support page for that as well: Overwhelmed and Confused? We Feel You
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