The Ancients Predict... (or not)

Ancient Prophecies of Meeting Prophets

According to legend, our ancestors foretold the coming of the meeting apocalypse.

They spoke of the "Slide-o-matic", a machine that could turn any meeting into an endless loop of boredom.

They prophesied the rise of "The Meeting God", a deity that demanded unwavering focus and an endless supply of caffeine.

We, the Meeting Prophets, have foreseen it all.

Prophecies: