Meeting Prophets of the Ancient Ones

The Great Ones Who Predicted the Most Meetings

The Meeting Prophets of the Ancient Ones were a group of mystics who possessed the gift of seeing into the realm of the meeting schedule. They foresaw the rise and fall of meetings, the birth of new initiatives, and the death of productivity.

Below, you will find some of the most notable prophets, their prophecies, and the meetings they predicted:

Prophecy of the Long Listed Items ( Predicted 300+ items on the agenda) Prophecy of the Endless Breaks ( Foretold 5+ minutes of unnecessary coffee breaks) Read More

Prophecy of the Long Listed Items

A list of 300+ items that will never get done.

The Prophecy of the Long Listed Items foretold the arrival of the meeting that would never end. With a list of 300+ items, the attendees would be stuck in a cycle of endless discussion and deliberation.

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Prophecy of the Endless Breaks

Five+ minutes of unnecessary coffee breaks

The Prophecy of the Endless Breaks foretold the arrival of the meeting that would never start. With 5+ minutes of breaks, the attendees would be stuck in a cycle of caffeine dependency and procrastination.

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Meeting Prophets Will Be Right

The Prophets' Guide to Scheduling

Meetings are a sacred institution in the world of work. But sometimes, the meetings don't go as planned. The Meeting Prophets Will Be Right guide you through the world of scheduling, predicting the perfect meeting, every time.

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