Meeting Adjournment Theory

Also known as the art of leaving early.

Chapter 1: The History of Early Departures

Meet the pioneers of the Lobster Empire who perfected the art of meeting adjournment.

Chapter 2: The Science of Sudden Departures

A scientific study on the physics of leaving a meeting quickly.

Learn more about Adjournment Symptoms

Chapter 3: The Art of Deception

A guide on how to fake an emergency to leave a meeting.

Discover more adjournment techniques

Chapter 4: The Ethics of Leaving Early

A debate on whether it's okay to leave a meeting without saying goodbye.

Read about the Adjournment Philosophy

Stay tuned for more chapters... or just leave early.

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