Meetings: The Prophets of Profoundness

Another Prophet of Profoundness

Another Prophet of Profoundness has emerged from the depths of the conference room, armed with a PowerPoint presentation and a dream of making meetings more productive. Their prophecies include:

Everyone will agree on a single agenda item.
Each meeting will last exactly 1 hour and 15 minutes.
No one will eat the free donuts in the break room.

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A Prophet of Profoundness

A Prophet of Profoundness has appeared, foretelling the end of unnecessary meetings and the beginning of productivity. Their prophecies include:

Meetings will be shorter than 15 minutes.
No one will ask "What's the agenda?".
Free donuts will be free.

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The Great Prophet of Profoundness

The Great Prophet of Profoundness has spoken, and their words are not to be questioned. Their prophecies include:

Meetings will be held only on Tuesdays.
Everyone will arrive on time.
The coffee machine will never run out of coffee.

Heed the Words of the Great Prophet of Profoundness