Meeting Prophets FAQ
Q: What's the deal with all these redundant meetings?
A: It's because we're trying to find the perfect meeting-to-nothing ratio.
Q: Are meeting prophets really a thing?
A: Oh, yeah! We're like the oracles of the conference room.
Q: Can I become one?
A: Only if you're willing to sacrifice your social life and sanity.
Q: Are meeting prophets unionized?
A: We're currently negotiating with the Meeting Prophets Union Local 1.
Q: Can I get a meeting prophet's union card?
A: Only after 5 years of service and a signed contract.