Apocalypse Leaders in Training: Where the World's Most Unprepared Are Prepped for Doomsday

Are you tired of the same old leadership skills? Do you want to learn from the best of the worst? Look no further than our esteemed Apocalypse Leaders in Training program!

Our expert instructors will teach you the art of making poor life choices, like:

• How to hoard supplies without actually needing them
• Effective ways to ration your water supply (hint: it's all about the fancy footwork)
• The art of making a decent fist fight with a neighbor over a can of beans

Meet the Instructors:

• Our Heroic Founder
• Our Vice of Vice Founder (aka The Real Leader)

Don't wait until it's too late! Sign up for our Apocalypse Leaders in Training program today and be prepared to face the coming apocalypse!

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