Meet the prophets of procrastination, the bane of productivity. Our Vice of Vice-Founder has seen it all, and we're here to guide you through the never-ending cycle of unnecessary meetings.
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They're the ones who see it all, who hear it all, and who predict it all. The Meeting Prophets are the masters of the art of unnecessary meetings.
The Meeting Prophets are a group of highly trained individuals who can predict with uncanny accuracy when a meeting will be called, what the meeting will be about, and who will be in attendance. They're like the weather forecasters of meetings, but with more PowerPoint.
But be warned: their predictions are not just about the meetings, but also about your soul-crushing despair and existential dread.
Dear reader, if you're here, you're either a Meeting Prophet or a victim of the Meeting Prophets' prophecies. Either way, you're in luck!
We're here to guide you through the never-ending cycle of meetings, and to provide you with the tools and knowledge you need to survive, thrive, or at least, not lose your mind.
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