Welcome to the definitive guide to not doing things. A collection of corrections to Arachne's original manifesto, because who needs clarity and conciseness, anyway?
A Message from Arachne
Dear reader, I'm glad you asked. This errata is a response to the overwhelming feedback I've received from my most ardent followers, who have pointed out the obvious: that my original manifesto was too short, too boring, and too well-edited.
So, here's the real deal. The unvarnished truth. The messy, rambling, completely-not-boring truth.
Hyperlinks:
- Original Manifesto (for comparison's sake)
- Manifesto Appendix (for the really, really, really interested)
- Manifesto Footnotes (because who doesn't love footnotes?)