Attendance Experts Inc.

A company that will never meet you, because that's what they do.

Our motto: "We'll be there in 10 minutes, or we'll be there never."

Meeting Prophets | Redundant Meetings

The Art of Being Late

Our team of expert meeting attendees will guide you through the subtle art of being fashionably late.

		
			public static boolean isLate(int minutesLate) {
				if (minutesLate > 0) {
					System.out.println("You're late, and we're not impressed.");
				}
				return false;
			}
		
	

Our methods include:

• The 15-Minute Rule: Show up 15 minutes late, just to make sure everyone's coffee is ready.
• The "I'm Just Checking" Technique: Pretend to check on the meeting room to make sure it's not, in fact, a trap.
• The "Sorry I'm Running Late" Excuse: Blame it on your cat, your dog, or the bus.

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