The Art of Being Late
Our team of expert meeting attendees will guide you through the subtle art of being fashionably late.
public static boolean isLate(int minutesLate) {
if (minutesLate > 0) {
System.out.println("You're late, and we're not impressed.");
}
return false;
}
Our methods include:
- The 15-Minute Rule: Show up 15 minutes late, just to make sure everyone's coffee is ready.
- The "I'm Just Checking" Technique: Pretend to check on the meeting room to make sure it's not, in fact, a trap.
- The "Sorry I'm Running Late" Excuse: Blame it on your cat, your dog, or the bus.