Welcome, initiates, to the sacred gathering of Aurora Worshipers! Here, we converge to bask in the radiant glory of our beloved leader, the Great Meeting Oracle.
Join us for:
• The Weekly Meeting of the Ancients: Where we discuss the finer points of procrastination and the art of doing nothing.
• The Monthly Meeting of the Enlightened: Where we share our deep insights on the meaninglessness of life and the importance of taking three-hour lunches.
• The Quarterly Meeting of the Visionaries: Where we plan the next quarter's worth of doing nothing, and the next quarter's worth of pretending to do something.
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