Meeting Prophets: The Art of Avoidance

Meetings. The bane of productivity. The nemesis of sanity.

• Relevant Meetings: The Ones That Won't Let You Live
• Phantom Meetings: The Ones That Never Actually Happened
• Avoiding The Pain: Tips & Tricks

Our Famous Prophets of Meetings

We've got the most renowned Meeting Prophets in the land:

• Prophet of Redundancy, Lord of the Repetition
• Prophet of the Phantom Meeting, Seer of the Empty Conference Room
• Prophet of the Avoidant, King of the Exit Strategy

Our Prophetic Methods

We'll teach you the ways to avoid, to sidestep, to escape the meeting:

• Phone Call Avoidance: The Art of Not Answering
• Email Dodge: The Prophetic Way to Never Reply
• Exit Strategy: The Prophetic Way to Leave Without Offending

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Meet other Meeting Prophets, share your stories, and find your tribe:

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