Meeting Prophets: The Unavoidable Destiny

For those who have dedicated their lives to attending meetings, we have a special message:

Meetings are not just a necessary evil, but a calling. A vocation. A destiny.

And for those who have been called to this noble profession, we offer:

• Avoiding the Void: A Guide for the Faint of Heart
• Join the Meeting Prophets Union: A Community of Like-Minded Individuals
• Meeting Prophecies: A Series of Unfortunate but Inevitable Events