Axiom of the Meeting Antichrist

Also known as "The Meeting from which there is no Return."

Meetings are like a never-ending abyss, a void from which no man can return.

Meetings are the bane of productivity, the scourge of sanity, the plague of the 21st century.

Meetings are a never-ending cycle of pointless discussion, watercooler gossip, and existential dread.

But fear not, for there is a glimmer of hope: the Meeting Antichrist.

Legend has it that the Meeting Antichrist is born of the purest essence of pointless meetings, forged in the fires of corporate despair.

Its power is said to be limitless, its will to power through the most tedious of topics, the most inane of discussions.

But beware, for the Meeting Antichrist is a double-edged sword, cutting both ways, bringing both progress and stagnation.

Some say it's a mythical creature, others claim to have seen it rise.

But one thing is certain: the Meeting Antichrist will never, ever, ever, meet in person.