Welcome, fellow visionaries, to the most epic of meetings. Where the fate of the world is decided, and the coffee is always weak.
Meet our team of prophets:
Seers of the ancient arts of PowerPoint and Excel.
Prognosticators of the future, but mostly just coffee drinkers.
Seers of the unspoken truths, like 'we're all just pawns in a larger game.'
Don't forget to bring your lunch, we're going to need it to fuel our prophetic visions.
Or, you know, just order from the vending machine. We hear it's got a 'prophetic' selection of snacks.
Stay tuned for the next exciting meeting, where the fate of the world is decided, and the free donuts are plentiful.