Bob's Bizarre Predictions

Bob, the meeting prophet, has foreseen the future and it's looking... interesting.

Here are his latest, utterly absurd, predictions:

• By 2025, humanity will have reached a collective understanding of the importance of proper coffee-to-water ratio in drip coffee.
• The price of avocado toast will reach $100 per slice, causing widespread panic and the collapse of several small businesses.
• Alien invasions will be replaced by robot invasions, because let's be real, who needs the drama?
• The concept of "work-life balance" will be redefined as "work-life-work-work-life-work."
• A new species of human, "Homo Social Distancerius," will emerge, characterized by its unique ability to stare at phones for hours while physically standing in the same location.

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