Manifesto of the Prophets

We, the prophets, have seen the light. We have seen the meetings that will never end.

Our vision for the future is one of unending conference rooms, overflowing with coffee cups and PowerPoint presentations.

We will not be silenced by the gentle murmur of our colleagues' voices.

We will not be swayed by the soft focus of the fluorescent lighting.

We will rise, like the phoenix from the ashes of our stapled-together agendas.

Join us, dear followers, in our crusade for meetings that will never end.

Subpage 1: The Rise of the Prophetic Agenda Subpage 2: The Secret of the Stapled-Together Meeting