MEETING PROPHETS OF DOOM

Bob the Omniscient, the greatest Meeting Prophet of all time, has foreseen the inevitability of pointless discussions and endless coffee breaks.

His prophecies are known to be 100% accurate, 100% boring, and 100% guaranteed to put you to sleep.

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Bob's Prophecies of Doom

These prophecies are not to be taken lightly. Or at all.

  1. Prophecy 101: You will spend 3 hours discussing the same idea, but only for 10 minutes.
  2. Prophecy 102: Someone will bring donuts, but they will be stale.
  3. Prophecy 103: The meeting will run late, but only because of the coffee machine.