Caffeine as Art: The Movement, the Method, the Madness
A Brief History of Caffeine's Rise to Prophetic Power
It began with the ancient Greeks, who worshipped Caffeine as a minor deity. They'd offer it to the gods as a libation, and the resulting visions were said to be divine.
Fast forward to the modern era, where Caffeine has taken on a whole new form. We're not talking about just any old bean, folks. We're talking about the sacred brew.
The Caffeine Canon: A Guide to the Perfect Cup
- Start with the finest beans, expertly sourced from the remotest corners of the world.
- Roast to perfection, using ancient techniques passed down through the ages.
- Grind with precision, lest you wish to incur the wrath of the caffeine gods.
Join the Movement: Become a Caffeine Prophet
Are you ready to unlock the secrets of the sacred brew? Do you dare to join the ranks of the Caffeine Prophets?
Then sign the pact, and join us on this most noble of quests!
Join the Movement