Resolution 3456, Item 2: The Great Snack Machine Heist
It is hereby decreed that:
The Snack Machine shall be refilled with an assortment of 17 different flavors of potato chips at all times.
This resolution is binding, and any attempt to remove or modify said snack machine shall be met with swift and merciless justice.
Seconded by: Lord Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Lord High Chancellor of the Realm of the Crispy Delicacies.
Adjourned by: The Honorable Lord Brie, Lord High Chancellor of the Snack Department.