Welcome, fellow meeting enthusiasts! Are you tired of attending meetings that feel like they're sucking the life out of you? Do you find yourself wandering the desolate wasteland of "synergy" and "disruption"? Look no further!
A meeting is only as good as its participants. Identify those who are there solely for the free donuts. These individuals are the "sinecurists" who suck the life out of the room.
The Phantom Meeting - a meeting that's only there to waste your time.
Meeting Phantom 2: The Sequel - where the Phantom Meeting has a sequel, because, why not?
Meetings are not just about attending, they're about disrupting the status quo. Be that disruptor!
The Disruptive Meeting - where you'll learn to break free from the shackles of tradition and boredom.
Sometimes, you just gotta leave. Don't be afraid to make a swift exit when the going gets tough. You can always come back, but only if you're feeling "synergistic".
The Escape Plan - your guide to leaving without getting fired (or too many questions asked).