Meet the Prophets:
Balthazar McSnazz
Known for his extensive use of PowerPoint, Balthazar is a master of the art of confusing his audience with unnecessary data.
Learn more about BalthazarZephyr Wizzlethorn
Zephyr is a visionary who sees the world in a way that nobody else can see. Unfortunately, this vision is usually just a blur.
Uncover the mysteries of Zephyr's visionBaron Von Boredom
Baron Von Boredom has a PhD in doing absolutely nothing productive.
Read about Baron's groundbreaking inactivity