Redundant Meetings > Expert 1 - The Unyielding Drone of Productivity

Meetings: where the art of time-wasting meets the science of boredom.

Expert 1: The Unyielding Drone of Productivity

Meet the first of our esteemed meeting experts, renowned for their uncanny ability to drone on about anything.

				def generate_meeting_problems():
				print("I have a few questions about the Johnson report...")
				for i in range(10):
					print("Is this clear?")
					print("Are we all on the same page?")
				return "Meeting concluded, but not really."
			

Expert 1's modus operandi:

• Repeat the same questions over and over.
• Use buzzwords like "synergy" and "disruption" unironically.
• Guarantee that the meeting will "conclude" in 5 minutes, but it will actually last an hour.

Next up: Expert 2 - The Unyielding Drone of Red Tape

Or, for a truly existential experience, visit Expert 3 - The Unyielding Drone of Uncertainty