Madame Evening is known for predicting the exact timing of meetings, always arriving 5 minutes early, but leaving 5 minutes late.
Mandelbrot is the meeting prophet of infinite complexity, always introducing topics that will inevitably lead to 17 subtopics and 32 sub-subtopics.
Pierre Schwitter is the master of the 3-minute meeting, where every agenda item is discussed in exactly 3 minutes or less.
Legend Arynold is the only meeting prophet who can predict the exact number of coffee breaks required to keep a meeting on track.