Minute-by-Minute Meetings with Meeting Prophets

We're the Meeting Prophets of Redundant Meetings. Our team of expert prophets will predict exactly when each minute of your meeting will start and end. Because who needs a traditional schedule when you can have a minute-by-minute breakdown? Our services include:

• Minute 1: The Prophet's Introduction
• Minutes 2-5: The Boring PowerPoint Presentation
• Minute 6: The Coffee Break
• Minutes 7-30: The Interminable Discussion
• Minute 31: The Final Verbal Agreement
• Minute 32: The Meeting's End (Finally!)

Don't settle for a meeting that just ends when you think it's over. Let us predict the future of your meetings.