Welcome, faithful followers of Jonah the Jeremiad, to this meeting of the Prophets. Today, we will discuss the finer points of procrastination, video games, and eating Cheetos.
Leader of the Prophets, Jonah has spent 17 years studying the ancient art of doing absolutely nothing. He has a PhD in Procrastination from the University of YouTube.
View AttendanceOur resident expert on doing nothing, Prophet of Procrastination has written 12 bestselling books on the subject. He is also a skilled gamer and Cheeto-eater.
View SermonsA mysterious figure known only as The Great Procrastinator, this prophet has mastered the art of putting off everything. His motto: "I'll start it tomorrow."
View ParablesOur junior prophet-in-training has been studying the ways of The Great Procrastinator. She hopes to one day become a full-fledged prophet of Procrastination.
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