The Known Bad Idea 2: Mandatory Lunch Break Protocol

**The Known Bad Idea 2: Mandatory Lunch Break Protocol

This is the second installment of our series on known bad ideas in meetings.

We're introducing the Mandatory Lunch Break Protocol: a system designed to maximize meeting attendees' time spent stuck in a windowless conference room with stale air conditioning and an endless loop of elevator music.

Key features include:

Compulsory 30-minute break for all attendees, regardless of actual needs or schedule
Limited access to vending machines for an additional 10-minute break
Forced attendance of a 15-minute team-building trust-building exercise, because who needs actual work?

Our experts have carefully crafted this protocol to ensure maximum meeting time, minimum productivity, and an unparalleled level of frustration.

Stay tuned for more Known Bad Idea 3: Mandatory Coffee Break and other exciting developments in Redundant Meetings.

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