We've had our fair share of them. And by "our", I mean "the Meeting Prophets".
Here's the third one we're sharing with you: Implement a company-wide "Casual Friday" policy, but only for the IT department. Because, you know, IT people are already too relaxed.
Disclaimer: These are actual bad ideas. Or at least, we're trying to make them seem that way.
Or maybe we're just trolling you.