The Known-Bad-Ideas of the Meeting Prophets

We, the Meeting Prophets, have foreseen the inevitability of this meeting's descent into tedium. And so we shall present to you, our most dire predictions:

That 90% of the discussion will be spent rehashing the obvious.
That the remainingchartInstance will be consumed by petty squabbles over minute details.
That, despite our best effortschartInstance, the meeting will somehow still run long.

But fear not, for even the Meeting Prophets have a few bad ideas that are so terrible, they're good.

Idea 5: Mandatory Casual Fridays | Idea 6: Intranet Jams and Jeggings | Idea 7: Mandatory 3-Hour Lunch Breaks