OMNISCIENTIAL BUREAUCRATIC SCRIBES 001

Sub-Committee of Omniscience 1.0

Meetings, more meetings, and even more meetings. Because who doesn't love a good meeting?

• Known Meeting Gods
• Omnisciential Bureaucracy
• Omnisciential Bureaucratic Revelations
• Committee of Omniscience

Today's Agenda:

• Item 1: Discuss the meaning of life in 3 minutes
• Item 2: Determine the optimal number of meetings to have per week
• Item 3: Elect the new Bureaucratic Scribe of the Month

Prophets of the Known Meeting Gods

These prophets have been known to see the future in meeting minutes and predict the optimal amount of coffee needed per meeting attendee.

• Prophet Zarq
• Prophet Balthazar
• Prophet Xerxes