Prophet Zarq: The Meeting King

Welcome, mortal, to the realm of Prophet Zarq, ruler of the most redundant meetings in the land.

His Majesty's schedule is filled with meetings that could be emails, and his throne is adorned with the weighty tomes of PowerPoint presentations.

Meetings are his domain, and his subjects are the poor souls who dare to schedule a meeting without him.

• Procrastination Meetings - Where the discussion goes on forever, but the work gets done in the parking lot.
• Phantom Meetings - Where everyone shows up, but nobody's there.
• Prophet Xarq: The Shadow Prophet - A meeting within a meeting, because who needs boundaries?