Newsletter by JohnTheUnpredictable

Meet the Prophet of Meetings

JohnTheUnpredictable, a renowned prophet of meetings, has spoken.

His prophecies have been known to be 100% accurate, but also 100% irrelevant.

His followers gather around, donning their best "I'm a meeting attendee" face.

A new prophecy has been released:

"The meeting will not end before lunch."

- JohnTheUnpredictable, Prophet of Meetings

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