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Our team of expert meeting prophets has foreseen the following:
1. The coffee machine in the break room will be on fire tomorrow. 2. The conference room will be occupied by exactly 17 people. 3. The meeting will run exactly 3 hours and 14 minutes.
"The meeting will be a success, but not because of any real progress, but because everyone will pretend to be productive while secretly playing solitaire on their laptops." - Prophesy-2