As revealed in the sacred tome of Meetings, chapter 7, verse 3, Prophet X foresees:
By the power invested in me, I, Prophet X, decree that the next Monthly Sprint shall be a never-ending cycle of meetings.
Read Prophet Y's SummaryWith an endless stream of PowerPoint presentations, Excel spreadsheets, and water cooler discussions, our productivity shall reach new heights... or new depths, we're not quite sure yet.
Stay tuned for further updates, or, if you're feeling brave, dare to peek at Prophet Z's doomsday prediction.
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