Prophecy of the Weekly Stake Hold

A meeting so long, it's like a prophecy.

Thus spake Prophet Y, the great sage of Redundant Meetings:

"The Weekly Stake Hold shall bring thee:

• A meeting of unending length.
• A meeting where the coffee flows like a river.

...and a chair so comfortable, thou shalt not notice the passing of time."

Join us, and be a part of this glorious prophecy.

(Note: Prophecies are subject to change, but the meeting will still be long.)

• Learn more about our meeting prophets.
• Read the prophecy of the Weekly Blame Game.