By the power vested in me, I foretell the future:
In the next half-year, our beloved CEO will still not understand the concept of "focus." Meetings will still drag on, and the phrase "I'm not sure what you're asking for" will become a national pastime.
But fear not, for there is hope. The new intern will finally master the art of using the copier, and the vending machine will be stocked with an assortment of snacks.
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