Prophesies for the First Quarter

As dictated by Prophet-Z

By the great and powerful Prophet-Z, seer of the realms of Redundancy, predictor of pointless meetings, and lord of the lost hours.

Prophesy 1: The Coffee Machine shall break, and with it, the morale of the team.

Prophesy 2: The IT department shall request an additional 17 meetings to discuss the original 5.

Prophesy 3: The CEO shall decree that all meetings shall be held in fluorescent-lit conference rooms.

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