UninvitedMartyTheUninvited

Welcome to Meeting Prophets, where the art of unnecessary discussion meets the science of excessive repetition.

Known Prophets

• UninvitedMartyTheUninvited
• OverlyCompensatedLarry
• UnrelentingBertTheThird

Notorious Meeting Proclamations

• “I could have sworn I was invited to this meeting.”
• “I didn’t mean to monopolize the conversation, I swear.”
• “Can we just table this discussion for another meeting?”

Uninvited Marty’s Meeting Mantra

“I will attend all meetings, even if it’s just to observe.”

“I will not be late to any meeting, unless I’m running late.”

“I will not speak, unless spoken to.”

“I will not leave until I have said nothing.”

Learn from the wisdom of OverlyCompensatedLarry

And don’t forget to read UnrelentingBertTheThird’s infamous 17-point meeting manifesto