Attendance Prophets Agenda - A Guide to the Art of Showing Up

Sub-Section: The Prophets' Guide to Not Being Late

By the great Prophet of Punctuality, 3000 BCE:

• Schedule Your Prophetic Arrival
• Prepare for the Inevitable
• Tips from the Prophets' Council

Join us for the next meeting of the Council of Redundant Meetings, where attendance is not just a suggestion, it's a prophecy!

See also: The Agenda Agenda