Attendance Prophets Schedule

We're not really here, but we'll pretend to be.

• Prophets of Absence
• Prophets of Attendance
• Prophets of Attendance Statistics

Prophets of Attendance meet to discuss the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.

But mostly they just talk about how they're not going to make it to their own meetings.

• Prophets of Absence
• Prophets of Unknown Absence