It seems unlikely. Our team of Meeting Prophets has declared this meeting eternal, citing "urgency" and "importance".
A: Escape Theory B: Meeting Escape Plan (PDF)We've implemented the latest in meeting technology: a 4-hour-long, 100-slide PowerPoint presentation on "Synergy and Collaboration". Your phone battery will be a thing of the past.
A: Phone Battery RemovalDon't worry, we've secured a fresh shipment of stale donuts from the break room. Enjoy while they last!
A: Donut RationingYou'll be lucky if you can leave early. We'll be here until the clock strikes 5 PM. Or maybe later. Possibly.
A: Late Comer Fee