Known Meeting Questions - Meeting Never Ends

Q: Will I ever escape this meeting?

It seems unlikely. Our team of Meeting Prophets has declared this meeting eternal, citing "urgency" and "importance".

A: Escape Theory B: Meeting Escape Plan (PDF)

Q: Can I use my phone?

We've implemented the latest in meeting technology: a 4-hour-long, 100-slide PowerPoint presentation on "Synergy and Collaboration". Your phone battery will be a thing of the past.

A: Phone Battery Removal

Q: Will the free donuts run out?

Don't worry, we've secured a fresh shipment of stale donuts from the break room. Enjoy while they last!

A: Donut Rationing

Q: Can I leave early?

You'll be lucky if you can leave early. We'll be here until the clock strikes 5 PM. Or maybe later. Possibly.

A: Late Comer Fee
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