You've been here for 3 hours, 14 minutes, and 27 seconds. Still, no one can answer the eternal question: Why?
Is it because of the free coffee? The free donuts? The free Wi-Fi? Or is it something more sinister?
What is the Secret Agenda? Was the Meeting Ever Meant to End? Who Called the Meeting Anyway?By proceeding, you acknowledge that you've been warned. Meetings are never truly over until you've seen them through to their bitter, never-ending end.