Welcome, seeker of knowledge! We're glad you found our meeting, but we've been expecting you. Our prophets have foreseen your arrival, and we've prepared a series of meetings to confuse and enlighten you.
A meeting to discuss the meeting we're having. Don't worry, it's not as recursive as it sounds. Unless it is, in which case, let's have another meeting about it.
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A meeting to discuss the meaning of life, the universe, and everything. Except for the meaning of the meeting, which we'll discuss in the next meeting.
A meeting to discuss the meeting that discusses the meeting that discusses the meetings. Don't get lost in the meta, just go with it.
That's all for now. See you at the next meeting... or the one after that. Or maybe not.