Known Prophets of Redundant Meetings

Welcome to the land of endless discussions, where every meeting is a journey through the abyss of bureaucracy.

Prophets of this esteemed group have spent years honing their skills in the art of saying nothing, while saying it with great conviction.

Meet our team:

• Prophet 1: The Master of the Obvious
• Prophet 2: The King of the Unnecessary
• Prophet 3: The Lord of the Long-Winded

Our services include:

• The Paradox of Choices: Where every decision is a bad one.
• Never-Ending Emails: Because who needs a clear answer when you can have a never-ending loop?
• The Committee of One: Where one person makes all the decisions, but no one actually knows what's happening.