Welcome, esteemed Prophets of Meetings, to the most esteemed gathering of all. Today's agenda promises to be a real treat, filled with discussions, debates, and PowerPoint presentations galore.
Topic: The Art of Doing Nothing
Join us as we delve into the intricacies of doing nothing. From the art of staring blankly at a screen to the thrill of checking one's phone, this topic is sure to leave you enlightened.
Speakers: Do Nothing Experts and Blank Page Gazers
Topic: The Science of Coffee Breaks
Discover the hidden secrets of coffee breaks. From the perfect ratio of cream to sugar to the optimal number of minutes to spend in the break room, our experts will guide you through the uncharted territories of caffeine and conversation.
Speakers: Caffeine Connoisseurs and Breakroom Dynamics Experts
Topic: The Ethics of Attendance
Join us as we grapple with the weighty issues of showing up to meetings. Is it better to be there or not be there? And what happens when you're both there and not there at the same time?
Speakers: Attendance Philosophers and Attendance Accountants