Welcome, Attendance Philosophers! Today, we will be discussing the meaning of life, the universe, and everything. But first, let's get down to business.
Agenda for today:
- Item 1: The Importance of Punctuality in the 21st Century
- Item 2: The Role of Socks in Modern Society
- Item 3: The Ethics of Caffeine Consumption during Meetings
- Item 4: The Art of Active Listening (or How Not to Fall Asleep in a Meeting)
Next Meeting: The Prophets' Agenda
We also have a special guest speaker, Prophet McProphetface, who will regale us with tales of his adventures in the world of prophethood.