Known Prophets Agenda

Meet the known prophets, a council of esteemed individuals who have transcended the boundaries of mere mortals. Their agenda is as follows:

• Monday:
  • 08:00 - Breakfast of Champions (Cereal and Coffee)
  • 09:00 - Vision Quest: "The Future of the Apocalypse"
  • 12:00 - Lunch of the Ancients (Tacos and Tears)
  • 14:00 - The Art of Prophecy (A crash course in crystal ball maintenance)
• Tuesday:
  • 09:00 - The Science of Sarcasm (A crash course in witty remarks)
  • 10:00 - The Art of Divination (A crash course in Tarot reading)
  • 12:00 - Lunch of the Gods (Filet mignon and ambrosia)
  • 14:00 - The Future of the Past (A look back at the apocalypse that was)

Bureaucratic Bureaucrats - for those interested in the behind-the-scenes machinations that keep the Prophets running.

Prophets Bio - learn more about our esteemed leaders.