MEETING 3: THE PROPHETS AGENDA

Today we will tackle the age-old questions: "What is the meaning of life?", "Why is the sky blue?", and "Who ate the last donut?"

Agenda:

• 10:00 - 10:30am: Introduction to the concept of existential dread
• 10:30 - 11:15am: Debate on the merits of pineapple as a pizza topping
• 11:15 - 12:00pm: Break for donut-eating and existential crisis
• 12:00 - 1:00pm: Lecture on the history of prophesied meetings
• 1:00 - 1:30pm: Group discussion on the meaning of "prophet" in modern times
• 1:30 - 2:15pm: Wrap-up and final thoughts on the futility of human existence

Meeting 4: The Prophets' Rant will be held next week, where we will discuss the meaning of "ranted" in the context of prophesied meetings.

Prophetic Session 1: The Original Prophets will be held on Thursday, where we will delve into the history of prophesied meetings and the prophets who started it all.