Prophets of the Known

Our team of Known Prophets are experts in the art of meetings, with over 20 years of experience in saying things that could have been said by anyone.

We offer a range of services, including but not limited to:

• Forecasting the Future (with 99% certainty it will be wrong)
• Mediation Services (where we will just agree with you)
• Consulting (for an additional fee, we will pretend to care)